Oh really well you thought four inches was HUGE when we were talking about spiders.
One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
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I still cannot believe that we found a crab with these markings at Friday Harbor Labs this summer. We named it “Sad crab” and it now lives happily in a HUUUUUUUGE tank at @MarineBiol_FHL. Sad crab, I stan you.
*wife looks through my phone
*divorces me 8 times
iPhone 6: For people who don’t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
My insomnia has it’s own toothbrush in my bathroom.
Pork is awesome, but it’s best when used as a verb.
Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape.
ODE TO TWITTER
🎶Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How I wonder where you are,
Twitter changed you to a heart,
I don’t think they’re very smart🎶
I’m only human — unless I have to figure out a captcha, then I am unable to prove that I am a human.
“..all the king’s horses & all the king’s men couldn’t get Humpty together again”
What guy thought horses might figure it out?