@caseytduncan: One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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@gimmefirstborn: my therapist: “take it slow, avoid caffeine, don’t put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly” me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: “I should go VEGAN”
@MariyaAlexander: Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised.
@alispagnola: There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones.