@ohmygrapeness: One of the few joys in my life is when my kids step on their own Lego.
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@thenamesmikeG: The weirdest thing just happened. I had Cancer, then 15 people on Facebook were brave enough to change their statuses, & now I'm cured.
@BassoonJokes: The holidays are coming. If you do NOT want snakes please send me a notarized letter asking for NO SNAKES. Otherwise you are getting snakes.
@PhuckinCody: ME: Let's go get some chicks [later] FRIEND: This isn't what I had in mind ME: Shhh *carefully places tophat on baby chicken* this is Abe