@PinkCamoTO: One of those compression vacuum storage systems but for the skeletons in my closet.
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@JustMeTurtle: Adrenaline Junky: *Almost falls to certain death* WHAT A RUSH!! Me: *Almost drops grilled cheese sandwich* SAMESIES!!
@autocorrects: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll.
@JasonCarney31: Jesus draws a bath after an exhausting day, gets in "Damn it, c'mon, not again!" he says as he sits on top of the water, unable to submerge
@krisv_723: A haunted house, but instead of masked creatures it's filled with everyone's mother-in-laws.