@online_rat: one time a girl told me she listens to "anything but country" so i played pterodactyl noises on on full volume the whole way to Ruby Tuesday
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@daddydoubts: *First day as a missing person* Wife: Hello police? Yeah call it off he was just in the shower.
@Gupton68: I just asked 10 what she wants to be when she grows up and she said just like me. So, confused and listless it is then.
@findmydolls: In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant.