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@brennadine: One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
@DurtMcHurtt: I'm walking on sunshine, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and I'm startin' to feel
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS TERRIBLE
@BertCarrillo: I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you.
@DanKCharnley: Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
@mortimermaiden: Me: *trying to fill the void with food and booze*
Fellow Astronaut: THAT WAS 12 YEARS WORTH OF SUPPLIES!
@Ygrene: [after getting beat up]
Girlfriend: I thought you were a kickboxer
Me: that guy was not a box