Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.
What sounds do other vegetables make?
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“We need to talk”
*stop, drops and rolls
*Army crawls out of the room
me: can you take over for a while, i am going to lie down in the back and take a nap
passenger: sir i’m not licensed to drive a bus
Reasons Why us girls cry:
Who the hell knows!!: 90%
I love going places just to spend the entire time taking my kids to the bathroom
Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!
“I won’t vaccinate my kids! It’s not healthy and full of dangerous preservatives!!!”
*gives kid a pop tart for breakfast*
I keep people from talking to me by picking up leaves off the ground and eating them.
THE EXORCIST (1973) An incompetent priest botches a routine case.