@pingpongchow: Only Asian parents will shout at you for buying them a present
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@funnweaver: My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab potential taco thieves.
@TheMichaelRock: *sees Salvation Army bell ringer* "Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!" "Sir, we don't accept children." *runs away*