@pingpongchow: Only Asian parents will shout at you for buying them a present
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@squirrel74wkgn: Cop: Stand on one leg Me: *does it* Cop: Say the alphabet backwards Me: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba Cop: Impressive. Walk this line while holding these ice trays filled with water and don’t spill anything Me: *starts sweating*
@CovertAgentP: Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix.