Wait one second “Mario Brothers” Implies that Luigi’s name is Luigi Mario and Mario’s name is Mario Mario….What is this I’m smoking again?
“Opening a llama acting school called ‘Save the Drama for your Llama.”
“No, I mean where do you see yourself in 5 years with this job?”
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that’s disgusting (unless you’re up for it?)
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We can’t even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That’s why.
The sound that tennis players make but I’m just picking my socks up off the floor.
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