Looking back, my financial health took a turn for the worse right after I broke my piggy bank.
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And the cat’s in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer’s, this is a terrible mix-up.
My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn’t return it.
“wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is”
*waits literally 4 seconds*
“oh there look at that he said his name how convenient”
Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning
“You mean Diabetes?”
Ooh look at me, I’m a patient that knows all the diseases ooh
Realtor: And I can assure you the house has been child-proofed
*my kid walks in*
Me: I see you’re a liar