We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters
5yo : you think I’m ugly
6yo: a little bit yes, but mostly no
@jake_lach: I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too
@Mr_Kapowski: My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet
@patnspankme: If I lived in England I would approach my boss on payday and say "pound me."
@818Newbie: Snakes are refusing to fly on Boeing Max planes.
@funnyordie: Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.