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@bourgeoisalien: [overheard in my son's room]

His friend: You're Greek. Do Greeks have a 4th of July?
My son: Yes. We also have a 3rd and 5th of July.

[overheard in my son’s room]

His friend: You’re Greek. Do Greeks have a 4th of July?
My son: Yes. We also have a 3rd and 5th of July.

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