All parents share a common truth:
that children are wonderful, from the day they are born, til the day they can talk.
My daughter, when I ask her to clean up.
My husband when I ask him a question while he’s standing next to me: Sorry, I didn’t hear you.
Also my husband:
Me: *clears throat*
Husband from different story of the house behind two closed doors: Are you coughing?? Do you have the Rona???
Why buy the cow when you can get milk from almonds?
My son is on guitar, my daughters are on drums and harmonica, and I’m on my second ibuprofen.
normalize being naked at the laundromat so u can wash ALL ur clothes
why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes
Seven years ago THIS was all we had to worry about.
donut scented perfume
Why do they provide drugs while giving birth but not for the 18yrs of motherhood afterwards?