All parents share a common truth:
that children are wonderful, from the day they are born, til the day they can talk.


My husband when I ask him a question while he’s standing next to me: Sorry, I didn’t hear you.

Also my husband:

Me: *clears throat*

Husband from different story of the house behind two closed doors: Are you coughing?? Do you have the Rona???


My son is on guitar, my daughters are on drums and harmonica, and I’m on my second ibuprofen.


why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes


Why do they provide drugs while giving birth but not for the 18yrs of motherhood afterwards?