@TheAlexNevil

All parents share a common truth:
that children are wonderful, from the day they are born, til the day they can talk.

@ThisOneSayz

My husband when I ask him a question while he’s standing next to me: Sorry, I didn’t hear you.

Also my husband:

Me: *clears throat*

Husband from different story of the house behind two closed doors: Are you coughing?? Do you have the Rona???

@lmegordon

My son is on guitar, my daughters are on drums and harmonica, and I’m on my second ibuprofen.

@kelllicopter

why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes

@barryjohnharper

Why do they provide drugs while giving birth but not for the 18yrs of motherhood afterwards?