@TheAlexNevil
All parents share a common truth:
that children are wonderful, from the day they are born, til the day they can talk.
@cloverjag
My daughter, when I ask her to clean up.
@ThisOneSayz
My husband when I ask him a question while he’s standing next to me: Sorry, I didn’t hear you.
Also my husband:
Me: *clears throat*
Husband from different story of the house behind two closed doors: Are you coughing?? Do you have the Rona???
@darksidedeb
Why buy the cow when you can get milk from almonds?
@lmegordon
My son is on guitar, my daughters are on drums and harmonica, and I’m on my second ibuprofen.
@perfectsweeties
normalize being naked at the laundromat so u can wash ALL ur clothes
@kelllicopter
why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes
@buntyhoven
Seven years ago THIS was all we had to worry about.
@angiethinksFFS
donut scented perfume
@barryjohnharper
Why do they provide drugs while giving birth but not for the 18yrs of motherhood afterwards?