@unagi_d0n: This is probably the worst spam ad I've ever gotten
@House_Feminist: Ask your doctor if Drugs™ are right for you. If he says no give him a wedgie and stuff him in a locker he is a nerd.
@andlikelaura: darth vader: i killed three planets
thanos: i killed half the universe
voldemort: i uhh...almost killed this one kid like 7 times
thanos: a kid, really
darth vader: wow
voldemort: you don’t know the power of a mother’s love okay
@jihyoskatara: white people writing latinos in fics: i kissed my ten brothers and sisters goodbye and stepped out of my pueblo on the way to school. i blast gasolina in my headphones as i walk past the mariachi band. sometimes it’s hard para me to creer because i olvidar a switch languages
@henchbeaver: Things that make me irrationally angry:
• fire ants
• random clicking sounds
• brass or gold accents in home décor
@TheAndrewNadeau: BILBO: *Blows smoke ring*
GANDALF: *Blows smoke ship that goes through smoke ring*
BILBO: It’s okay to just let some things be about other people.