@unagi_d0n: This is probably the worst spam ad I've ever gotten

@RexChapman: Like watching a full length movie - but in just 27-seconds...

@verysmallriver: [pronounces “pineapples” like “minneapolis”]

@House_Feminist: Ask your doctor if Drugs™ are right for you. If he says no give him a wedgie and stuff him in a locker he is a nerd.

@andlikelaura: darth vader: i killed three planets

thanos: i killed half the universe

voldemort: i uhh...almost killed this one kid like 7 times

thanos: a kid, really

darth vader: wow

voldemort: you don’t know the power of a mother’s love okay

@amandakem: This is the saddest product I have ever seen in my life.

@jihyoskatara: white people writing latinos in fics: i kissed my ten brothers and sisters goodbye and stepped out of my pueblo on the way to school. i blast gasolina in my headphones as i walk past the mariachi band. sometimes it’s hard para me to creer because i olvidar a switch languages

@TomatoTomoto1: I'm just over here waiting for my 1st Richard pic.

@henchbeaver: Things that make me irrationally angry:

• fire ants
• random clicking sounds
• hangnails
• brass or gold accents in home décor
• mayonnaise

@TheAndrewNadeau: BILBO: *Blows smoke ring*

GANDALF: *Blows smoke ship that goes through smoke ring*

BILBO: It’s okay to just let some things be about other people.