@francesformayor
17 Again is a stupid movie. You dont look that different when you get like 30 years older. If my dad was 17 again I would recognize him and be like “what the heck” immediately. And so would my mother, his wife of 20 years. I am so mad about this on July 24 at 2:15 am.
@coolgirl0nline
when i was a kid i had this game called worm church where id bring worms to my room and read them the bible
@Used_to_be_64
Got my first date of the year. i mean it’s a court date but I’m dressing up.
@drchickenberg
When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I was carried away by a giant eagle.
@paminski
Tai Chi in the streets. Chai Tea in the steeps.
@DivineOps
Feels
@offbeatoliv
What if UFO’s are just Jeff Bezos type guys from other galaxies?
@JenniferJokes
Dance like no ones watching, clean like the cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
@Jake_Vig
My outgoing voicemail message says “How did you get this number?”
@LaqueefaTeen
If you don’t believe nature abhors a vacuum, you should see how my dog reacts to the Roomba.