@WeeMissBea My fridge just screamed “OH JESUS, WHAT NOW?” at me as I opened its door.
@WeeMissBea @WeeMissBea My fridge just screamed “OH JESUS, WHAT NOW?” at me as I opened its door.
@xiaraaaaa_ Did the poop challenge on my daughter , 😭🥺🥰 (used peanut butter) but this was her reaction 😂
Gosh I love her sooo much ‼️
@KevinBuffalo Mon: No gatherings > 500 people.
Tues: No gatherings > 50 people.
Wed: No gatherings > 10 people.
Thur: Stay 6 feet away from people.
Fri: Stay homeTomorrow: ok, the floor is lava
@FrazzleMyGimp Priest: tell me your confessions
Me: I said the f word twice this week
Priest: [70% sure I stole his meatball sub from the church fridge] anything else
@santiagomayer_ It’s like the world is being written by a third grader now.
“Then the virus came, and then there was no toilet paper, and then schools closed, and then there was a tsunami!!!”
@MittenDAmour A neighbour is blowing bubbles from their garden. Great, whimsical little flying blisters of plague.
@Fab_Mommy_ I’ve had 3 men proclaim their love for me since the Coronavirus hit, so how’s your quarantine going?
@Gupton68 Not to brag, but having travelled extensively through India I could teach you all you need to know about living without toilet paper.
~ me, flirting.
@heyitsJudeD *At animal group therapy*
Moderator: introduce yourselves please
Fruit bat: I’m a bat that eats fruit …
Honey bear: I’m a bear that eats honey…
Sperm whale: do we have to do this?