@POTerritory
*names my little horse OneTrick*
@SpotTheLoon2010
My cat is trying to kill me. 🤣
@BreBiondi
On Amazon looking for a cat water fountain and 😂😂😂
@DothTheDoth
@pixelatedboat
Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one
@tchrquotes
Nobody in this meeting knows I have a McChicken in my pocket.
@sbgderrick
There’s always that one guy
@katie_abraham
There is no App,
To Replace your Lap!Read to your child.
#Mothersday #booklovers
@VeryBadLlama
nasa employee: oh hey jeff you’re back early
jeff bezos: moon’s unionized
nasa employee: what?
jeff bezos: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s unionized
@arb
is this anything
