*names my little horse OneTrick*
My cat is trying to kill me. 🤣
On Amazon looking for a cat water fountain and 😂😂😂
Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one
Nobody in this meeting knows I have a McChicken in my pocket.
There’s always that one guy
There is no App,
To Replace your Lap!
Read to your child.
nasa employee: oh hey jeff you’re back early
jeff bezos: moon’s unionized
nasa employee: what?
jeff bezos: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s unionized
is this anything