I’ve given up trying to remember to bring my bags to the store, now I roll my cart to the car and unload the items one at a time like the Pilgrims used to do
🐟✨ #re4
The stun gun you tried using on me didn’t work. Why am I not shocked?
*me, absentmindedly patting my youngest child on the head as I walk by*
Him: Mom, stop using my hair as a paper towel!
I went from rags to one rag.
😭😭😭
I used to make jokes about sewing but I ran out of material
going to bed
Dog politely drops hints that he’s interested in walking..🐕🐾😅