*me, absentmindedly patting my youngest child on the head as I walk by*
Him: Mom, stop using my hair as a paper towel!
I went from rags to one rag.
馃槶馃槶馃槶
I used to make jokes about sewing but I ran out of material
going to bed
Dog politely drops hints that he’s interested in walking..馃悤馃惥馃槄
her: so, what should i do now?
doctor: inform your partner
her: i don鈥檛 know if i can face him
doctor: you can write him a note
her: that鈥檚 a great idea!