@BEEAAARR

Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone.

@Cheeseboy22

Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT’d, so I threw it back in.

@5hael

How long do you have to wait between naps?

@joshweller

Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!

@Lanecat2

My husband suffers in silence louder than any person I know

@Token_Geezer

The kids of today have no respect. They’re rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us…

@MorganJ7

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t like things as much as I do.