@NoogsCorner

Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.

@Jez1

What do I want to do to your body? I don’t know. Identify it, I guess.

@warbird622

Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can’t cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played……

@shanethevein

Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don’t even have to ask.

@HeatherLuvsYou

I’ve never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.

@Jennifergr8

Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied….chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking.

@PhilLaysheO

If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?