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@nPhelendriqal

Anytime I see a tweet in a different language, I read it as “Oo ee Oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang.”

@MrNickJC

Asian Keanu arrives at party.

Asian Keanu gets bored.

Asian Keanu Reeves.

@bbseaside

I saw something yesterday that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it.

@Brianhopecomedy

My 2 year old woke up.

5 minutes of “Mommy!”

5 minutes of “Mommy?”

Said “Daddy?” one time & my wife said, “You should go check on her”.

@robfee

What if the #skywire guy starts doing Gangnam Style??

@Notawhiner

Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her “good morning solar eclipse”

Yeah, don’t do that.