Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
What do I want to do to your body? I don’t know. Identify it, I guess.
There are going to be a lot of drunk mosquitos tonight.
Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can’t cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played……
Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don’t even have to ask.
I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around.
I’ve never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.
Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied….chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking.
China are probably making all the medals anyway.
If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?