@Lani_Hayden
To clean up or just move. This is the question.
@Lani_Hayden
@meat_tornado_
write your suicide note in frosting on a cake so no one can eat it and people will still hate you even though you are dead
@cdncyn
I changed my name in my daughters phone to God….
I texted her and said
“I saw that”
You should of seen her face
Priceless
@farleftcoast
Grapes for breakfast it is!
Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes.
@Squizbot
I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
@TeflonPawn
Remove all the poles if you don’t want me stripping, Mr. Bus Driver.
@DVSblast
A tragic kissout between police and suspects leaves over 15 innocent bystanders believing in love again
@Midgetspar
I’ll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, “I’m here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don’t care.”
@itweetmaya
If Obama wins I’m leaving the country. If Romney wins I’m leaving the country.
This is not a political Tweet I just want to travel.
@NintenDom
My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart.