Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say “What’s up, Chad?” & he’ll be all “Whoa… How’d you know my name, bro?”
BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won’t get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no.
1. Crying about the past
2. Procrastinating in the present
3. Worrying about the future
I’ve done a few things I’ve been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille.
Siri, does this look infected?
Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park.
I lost my voice so basically I’m every mans dream girl right now.
I’m just one more bad decision away from my own reality show.
*Puts on muscle shirt*
*Looks in mirror*
Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in.