@BBQJones28
Tomorrow I’m gonna chase someone…like really run after them..screaming and everything.
@Boleyngirly
If your jokes are corny I’m all ears.
@Kobbejaeger
It’s possible to suck at everything if you put your mouth to it.
@UnderTheJewFro
You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they’re probably a cab driver.
@Thee_Mikey_B
I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell.
@Token_Geezer
Yeah, but I thought the whole point of twitter was to be stalked.nnThe word ‘follower’ should be evidence of that
@glenyrd
I’m so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I’d really like your help on my virtual farm.
@Cool_Jesse
NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY.
@GreenishDuck
Frogs always look like they just found out there’s no free Wi-Fi.
@reesespiece_
Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you