Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass ’em around at the meeting. nnDidn’t get any stars. nGot RT’d to HR.
Define “no more Twitter or I will leave you.”
Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you.
Jesus said that he’d get rid of evil people, whereas Norse gods said they’d get rid of frost giants. nnI don’t see many frost giants around.
The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn’t even know I was in the cupboard.
The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn’t hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn’t tell.
You’re so empty inside….nnn….stupid fridge.
You can run but my rifle’s got a scope.
You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women’s restroom.
In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says “everyone be cool! Act normal!”nnnExpecting that Father of the Year award any day now