Twitter is the new flypaper.
I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I’m working just because I came to work today.
*notices it’s not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss…*nn*…to 5 insomniacs*
I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early.
Aww you passed out, let’s see what you’ve got in your wallet, shall we?
It’s confusing for me too, but I don’t need your money so you’re going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out.
I use to bleach my bangs so I know about regret.
Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I’ll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works.
It’s been about 3 years since my last drink and I’m still hungover.
Hey, Morgan Freeman. Donating $1M to Obama’s campaign isn’t going to make him get older faster so you can play him in the movie.