@Smug_Lemur: Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
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@loribuckmajor: Made plans to exercise with a friend and now I have to go get in a car accident.
@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
@hexprax: hi senator, yeah it's me again , how u been the last couple days? just want to go on record that I don't want to be killed this way either
@thenatewolf: One unintended consequence of unprotected sex is that sometimes, 6 years later, a small child is forced to learn the recorder.