@charliecapen: Parenting is a lot like a Tarantino film. Lot of questions and violent screaming.
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@TheBoydP: Guys! I just heard when women ask "Does this make me look fat?" they know we'll say no. What they are really testing is HOW FAST WE SAY IT!
@ValeeGrrl: Husband said, "If you were really THAT funny you wouldn't have to always say COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY." So now I have a tombstone to select
@elle91: I saw a man running and started to panic that there was a fire or a bear and then I remembered that some people just do that.