COVID-19 helping people realise that some meetings can be emails.
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Their claws will provide four sweet breakfast pastries.
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A fun prank to pull on a neighbor is to introduce a species of invasive grass into his lawn.
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asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life
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The biggest myth about travel is “packing light” – don’t bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.