Parkour was invented in 1973 when a guy tripped in front of a hot girl and tried to play it off

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Been told I’m a pretty awful human being.
I stopped listening after he said I was pretty.


Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line,

I don’t understand.


captain: why can’t we submerge?!
stowaway jesus: lol


But baby, if you didn’t want me climbing in your window, why’d you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?


It’s kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn’t


Knock knock

“Who’s there?”


“Dejav who?”

Knock knock


Whenever I utter the word ‘sober’ I wash my mouth out with alcohol.