@RobDenBleyker: Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860.
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@sixfootcandy: Me: It’s the next exit. Husband: I know! You don’t have to keep telling me. *misses the exit*
@zachreinert03: I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something
@Parker_Simpson: When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Today is apparently Ash Wednesday which I can only assume has something to do with our hero from the hit TV show Pokémon.