@RobDenBleyker: Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860.
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@dumbbeezie: Me: He was choking. Seemed like he couldn't breathe Cop: Why didn't you help him Me: My dog was sleeping in my lap Cop: Totally understand
@KentWGraham: I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren’t allowed to talk about what they did at work all day.