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@salamingia: *Pays $450 for ticket to hockey game.
*spends the whole game on iPhone.
@MauriceBlitz: Couldn't afford a butterfly knife, so I got a caterpillar one. Now, I wait.
@caithuls: INTERVIEWER: And you know how to operate a forklift?
ME: Yah, that's how I eat pal
@generaldietz: Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes.
Her: What do you do with the time saved?
Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?
@Beamo23: Never call it a guest room.
That's just asking for trouble.
@Moronyc: I'm tired of writing "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone