We’re just never going to talk about the fact Mufasa and Scar are brothers but have entirely different accents?
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deer don’t deserve antlers. I would do so much cooler stuff with antlers than just “rub them against a tree sometimes”
english words that pitbull knows:
Good morning, Twitter x
COP: are you armed
COP: your “love gun” doesn’t count
ME [sadly]: then no
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