@Jesssicle: People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars
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@DecantAndPour: I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case anyone wants a black coffee.
@Midgetspar: I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.