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@aveuaskew: People fear what they don't understand:
4th grade math word problems
@Sickayduh: I got drunk and woke up in the gutter.
This is my sewer side note.
@EndhooS: Noah's wife: r u joking right now?
Noah: my hands are tied babe
Noah's Wife: but.. we're married?
Noah: I'm sorry but he said 2 of each species
Noah's mate Dave: [pushing past with an xbox] If only there was another way
@ClamDive: Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says "Previously on wasted potential..."
@Rohitswarrior_: Can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RocketRankoon: *GF walks in dressed up
"Who's the babe and what've you done with my gf?"
*tackles imposter and puts her in choke hold
WHERE IS SHE