@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
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@mela_shea: I think I’m finally ready to find a boyfriend! *Looks behind drapes *Checks under the bed *Searches back of closet It’s so hard to meet people these days
@Browtweaten: Hunter: We hunt the most dangerous game- man Me: But statistically the most dangerous is- Mosquito on the wall: *violently shushing me*
@squirrel74wkgn: One time I put the burnt side of a grilled cheese face down on my child’s plate and almost got away with it.