@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
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@Darlainky: I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!
@thatUPSdude: Your potato salad recipe is not a "family secret", your uncle Ray who cooks meth in his trailer home is a family secret.
@AdderallMomma: My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom.
@SwedishCanary: Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics.