@Ivsy01: People used to have to hunt for food now its like omg two people are in line ahead of me at Starbucks.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured
@TheAlexNevil: Me: Are you scared? 7: A little. M: Me too. It's ok. I'm right here. 7: M: Wife: Oh my god--it's just broccoli!
@trojansauce: [after frodo throws the ring into the volcano] FRODO: well? VOLCANO: omg yes! FRODO: i love you VOLCANO: i love you too
@rockymomax: SURGEON (who is an octopus): scalpel NURSE: [sweating trying to figure out what arm to hand it to] yup one second