@sixthformpoet: People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ValeeGrrl: [at son's Little League game] ME: which one's yours OTHER MOM: the pitcher. You? ME: the one performing Lord of the Dance in left field
@psybermonkey: [7 minutes in heaven] Me: so, I've never made out with anyone before, have you? We don't have to if you don't want to. I don't want to make you uncomfortable. Ugh I'm rambling now aren't I. Sorry, I'm just nervous haha Jesus: you've been up here 7 minutes what is wrong with you