AAA publishers: “CUSTOMERS WANT HUGE $60 EXPERIENCE WITH EPIC OPEN WORLDS AND CUTTING EDGE GRAPHICS”
gamers: “haha honk honk im an angry goose”
People who write “loosing” when they mean “losing” need to get loost.
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Not a bad book. Prose and cons.
is the Gap going to kill me in two days
[after giving cpr]
him: ??? ????? ?? ????
him: ???? ??? ????
me: I inhaled helium first
Technically lava can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason why no-one is using it in the fight against the ongoing pandemic: nothing else would survive the encounter with molten rock either.
They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? “We don’t know who he is, but we know his dentist!”
There sure are a lot of hot Canadian chicks on Twitter….if I knew Canadian, I would totally hit on them.
The surgeon who worked on my shoulder said it should feel better in a week to seven days, which makes me worry.
[at restaurant on 1st date pretending not to be an eel]
Date: The wine is lovely great choice
Me: *helplessly slips off chair*
Well there goes my Wednesday night.