Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names.

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Hulk: way ahead of you bud


*makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*


Narcissist? Let’s just calm down with the big words and keep this conversation about me.


I don’t know why we have three different pig emojis but it’s great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching:




“Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the house can easily adjust the thermostat.”

Dads in unison: “Nooooo!”


*zips up tent*
[Wife]: What happened
[Me,scratched up & clothes ripped]: I was uh..
*flashback to me being chased by a bee* wrestling a bear


Piss me off in the grocery store and I’ll get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check.