@caithuls: [picking up a pile of things from one room] cleaning is fun! [throwing it into a room I’m in less] and Easy :)
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@FeelingEuphoric: MECHANIC: listen, I’m not sure if I can fix this FRED FLINTSTONE: *cradling his broken legs*
@TheTobbie: My mind: "Today was a productive day." My body: "Please don't drink 11 cups of coffee again."...
@billwurtz: if you mash a potato and then change your mind, just mail me the mashed potato and i will un-mash it and send it back
@DaddyJew: TSA: do you have anything to declare? Me: *grabs the agent by the hand* I declare a thumb war