@kimlockhartga: Pie is superior to cake. Nobody makes a cake chart.
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@lynyrdsbackyard: I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
@RealSudoNim: One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say "Great minds think alike".
@briangaar: "Tom Brady did nothing wrong" is Boston's "The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."