ratatouille this and ratatouille that what about some respect for my friggin girlies
Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?
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Yoga Instructor: and finally we move into downward-facing dog.
Me: you forgot updog.
Yoga Instructor: what’s up-
Some people look sexy when they sweat, but I look like I have malaria.
So it’s okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up.
But when I do it, I’m “antisocial”.
I call bullshit.
Him: I love murder mysteries.
Me: *trying to impress him* I have been a suspect in four murder cases.
I have to admit that while kids are a great gift I still prefer to play with the box they came in.
My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge.
I always thought those doors were just there for decoration.
A cartoon by Sam Gross from 1998, in honor of our 90th Anniversary Book of Cartoons:
[trying to do standup]
u kno whats funy–
[someone yells ‘society!’]
[entire audience starts laughig]
[audience laughs louder]