@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."
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@Chumpstring: patient: i wanna feel young again doctor: have you tried moving into a bad apartment and selling marijuana
@iwearaonesie: [Jurassic Park] kid: What do you call a blind dinosaur? me: What? kid: Do-you-think-he-saurus me *pushes him out of the tree*
@Reverend_Scott: The year 2077. Due to the dog filter, face swap, and distortion filters, senior citizens have no idea what they really looked like as teens.