@mstluvstrinkets: Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to "make elephant! Now teapot!" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball.
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@ShanaRose21: After reading some marriage tweets I'm beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
@GetCougarized: I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time.
@Scimommy: 90% of parenting older kids is making sure they're not in the same room when they have to do homework.