@Darlainky: Please accept this lovely parting gift as our way of encouraging you to leave.
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@envydatropic: It's October so I refuse to kill any spiders in my house in hopes that they do the Halloween decorating for me.
@noog: One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel.
@bornmiserable: Always the bridesmaid, never the winner of the office costume party because I keep going as a bridesmaid
@pplwtching: Rhythmic banging against the wall, his hands grasping the sheets. Unable to get what he needs, he gets out of bed to turn off the Roomba.