@Mazificient: Please has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us?
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@Amusitr0n: my ex-girlfriend walks by with her new man and he’s talking loudly about muskrats. I used to talk loudly about muskrats
@BuckyIsotope: Everyone dies of *something*. For example, this man is about to die from buying the last box of Thin Mints in front of me in the cookie line