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@Darlainky: Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage.
@ArfMeasures: Robber: I'll kill you if your wife doesn't answer my questions
Me: Oh God ok
Robber: Where's the safe?
Wife: Over there
Robber: What's the code?
Robber: What do you want for dinner?
Me: oh no