Google Moon is NOT what I thought it would be.
*pulls up pants
Policeman:”Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen.
Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir
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I have a lot of opinions for someone who is never completely sure of today’s date
Overheard this locker room convo: “The new school janitor is weird. He’s always hiding in here when we’re showering”. I took my mop and left
Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom
“wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun”
..who told you about science
All I’m saying is that 95% of the reason we want libraries with ladders is so we can run up, jump on the ladder, and slide majestically down rows of books with our cloaks fluttering behind us.
“I missed you today.”
“Awwww I missed you too.”
*both frantically reload dueling pistols*
Waitress: ‘Do u have any questions about the menu?’
Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’