*tosses bath towel on hotel floor*
[text from wife at home]
“Pick that up.”
“Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest.”
Britney Spears whispers,
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Seriously, calm down. I backed into you by accident.
Him: You hit me three times!
All those years of karate training wasted …
I’ve never once had to paint a fence or wax a car ….
“So where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Getting asked this question somewhere else
“What are you typing? Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It’s not that? Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!” -Google.
i don’t see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower’s job to clean me