@SGadea: He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started.
@david8hughes: God: Noah, I need an ark.
Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?
God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?
@WilliamAder: Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them.
@ericsshadow: [talking to life insurance agent]
Let me get this right. I pay you until I die, then someone ELSE gets the money? No thanks.
@highwaytohelv: why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*
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